if investing is getting you down

If investing in the share market is getting you down and (for instance) trying to talk down ALZ's sp is not working (so the price will drop and you can buy in cheap and make a motza selling later) you may need some blonde therapy - not the naughty kind - but a blonde joke at:

http://www.effect.net.au/gmacafee/blonde

If she takes a while to appear - don't worry because blondes are slow on the uptake - but the encounter will be very theraputic when she does finally appear - provided you have Windows Media Player - or a player that can open flies that end with .wmv

And you will need to have the sound turned up too.