Ann: Appendix 4C - September 2017 Quarter, page-10

It's more like watching paint dry. just when you think you're good to go, you touch the wall only to realise it's still wet.. so you stand up to grab a cloth to wipe your finger and you accidentally knock the paint tin over, the one that you forgot to put the lid back on properly, and it spills all over the floor. you then shout and curse, at which point your wife comes out screaming at you for being so clumsy. you then get in a big argument and she throws you out. next comes divorce lawyers, child custody hearings, saying goodbye to your house. and you spend the rest of your life in a crummy one bedroom apartment above a bowling alley drinking yourself into a coma

That's pretty much what it's like