Alvin the Idiot rolling around nursing some questions, page-8

This is Alvin the Idiotmon, numba one first class Idiotmon. Now we have to be telling some pipples very carefully what Idiot is because they maybe finding it hard to understand.

To all the fine gentlemen that be rolling around with the little puppydogs from the  in the pound that go aff aff bow wow meow" when they be walking along pulling on lead but not knowing where to be going, I first define IQ so all understand my extreme brain power.

IQ meaning Intelligence Quota, of which some poor pipple not got enough on plate.
Best 3 catagory is marron with score of 51 to 70. This is named after sea creature that look like big prawn and be very nice in the fish jambalaya with the onion rings.
Then come imbecile which is scoring 26 to 50. Getting better and better. And if gentlemen be rolling around learning French, word same in French but must be coming out of the top of nose. So better you gentlemen be standing on head to be saying imbecile in French, to be getting correct accent.
Then come me, the Idiotmon. Alvin be having score of 0 to 25 so best of the lot hands down, no problem.

So now you be knowing how clevermon I am, and I be expanding story. I now be telling the baby in rustic nursery and the gentlemen rolling after one or two Red Stripe or the confused little doggie going  "arf arf meow" in park with left leg up on No Parking sign that Original Edencrete made up of mainly water.

How does Alvin Idiotmon know this? Because him real smart cookiemon, with IQ 24.5, top of pops. But Alvin the Idiotmon also know because Mr Lincolnmon done give me this paper to read and it saying:

http://www.edencrete.com/tech-details/

"EdenCrete® water content is 85 to 90%, so add with tailing water during mixing process".

So what does this mean? Don't know what the fine gentlemen be thinking, but Alvin thinking this mean Edencrete be having 10 to 15% carbon nonotubs and some surfactant and 85% water. Simple, no? This is 15% concentrated.

So to make this more concentrated times two times, either be adding more carbon nonotubs or be taking out water to leave mixture 15 % nonotub and 35% water. So Eden be taking out 50% water or adding 15% more carbon nanotubs and get double strength Edencrete.

Both mean same thing. Maybe add little bit extra additives to suspend nonotubs, maybe not. That is Trade Secret and company not be telling anyone, not even if they be rolling around on floor like dervish in the dark on Christmas eve.

And when get to the site and want to make same strength as the Original Edencrete, they be adding in same volume water again. Seem very simple to the Idiotmon, maybe not so simple to others.

So if they be carrying concentrate and using it on site, no need to be Einstein to be understanding 50% less transportation and storage costs for getting same concentrations as previous Edencrete Original.

All this Alvin learning in the Express Preschool Learning Difficulty Class in TrenchyTown, and no problem, everybody in class pass and some now becoming pilot and some becoming politician and some becoming builder of leaning tower of pizza and maybe (heabins above) some becoming the HottieTottie posterboyos.

But Alvin the Idiotmon very worried why some brothers finding this concept so hard to understand.

Or maybe brothers don't want to understand, or maybe trying to be the Confuseious on the site, who be knowing. Alvin the Idiotmon teacher in the Preschool be telling class everyday that there be many pipple everyday with many motives and be asking us not to be taking sweeties from the Greeks who come inside the Trogen horse and beating same broken drum endlessly.

Maybe some pipple should be taking the road to Damascus, but they may not see thee light because their ears and their eyes are closed and they not be seeing the fox in goosy clothes that be lurking behind the toilet seat..

Blessing of the Lord
Alvin, Idiotmon First Class MSc