"I dont understand why people think I am cold and insensitive. Give me a baseball bat and a bunch of newbies, and I am quite capable of expressing my feelings."
"I will be presenting at next year's expo. The topic I covered is called : 'Baseball bat newbie therapy' "
Hey tough guy, how's the baseball coming along?
Good to see you're still bending over backwards to help the newbies.
Watch out for your clacker, clackers