Trump explained in terms of friendlessness, page-2

So okay, so Trump never colluded with Russia to corrupt an election through fraud... or anything close. He never even ejaculated on the pot plants. Or worse crime yet, on that evil scale of turpitude's heinous sweep - President Trump never even expressed a desire to ejaculate on the pot plants.

Lonely is the crown: uneasy is the head that wears the crown.

[Doffing low...] mce-anchorMany good morrows to your Majesty!

BUT

The Trump's diet lacks fibre!

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The crime here? What swill is this Frank?

The crime here is to journalism.

Can we please draw & quarter Frank Bruni,