Some say, the Aussie invented the condom from a sheeps Bladder....!
But it was the ingenuity of a Kiwi, to remove the bladder from the sheep first...!
There's just as many sheep in Australia, Problem is, they hide theirs in the closet, making it near impossible to account, hence the Aussie's Jealous envy!!...
History say's that the Aussie Bloke, invented Sexual intercourse...But it was the Kiwi Fella who Swapped the Sheep for a woman!
