On 24th, aussies will have to decide, not on which party made the most gaffs but which party has:
1. uttered the greatest number of lies, 2. brought the country back to the 50s, 3. taken us to an illegal war, 4. made Oz a hot target for terrorists, 5. shoved us so deep up Bush's rear we don't know who we are any more, 6. destroyed every last vestige of the true aussie ethics, 7. dehumanised the work place 8. discarded all infrastructure 9. let schools, hospitals, police stations rot 10. tore away a swathe of aussie civil liberties' 11. made the aussie name mud around the world 12. unashamedly cultured the appalling social disease of racism, 13. acted dictatorially, secretly, unilaterally and with great disdain towards the aussies, 14. been at the helm for far too long 15. broken the most promises 16. utters only one slogan: the economy 17. worked hard to shorten and narrow its vision for this country's future 18. intents to plant a nuclear plant in everyone's back yard, 19. intents to plant an American military base in everyone's back yard 20. allow no one to have a back yard...
Did I mention Garrett's throwaway line? No, because, in the larger scheme of things, it will mean bugger all!
