Dear Pecora. 'If you run out of cats my neighbours have heaps and they (the cats) give me the shi ts.'
Arr so, the answer to your problem is simple. You Sir are just greedy.
You Sir have eaten too many Cats too quickLY, thats why you have the s..ts.
Therefore please limit your greed to only one Cat a week and you will be fine, say as a Sunday lunch special, and then after the meal, have your friends guess what they have eaten, as its always fun and they will never beleive you till they see the skin on the fence nicely drying.
