Two guys fish every Saturday at the lake, for carp or tilapia.
They never talk much, just fish.
Then one Saturday the one chap is missing.
Next Saturday he is back.
The other chap says:
"where wuz ya last week?
"I got married, mate."
"Is she pretty"
"No, looks like a tree stump"
"is she wealthy?"
"No, poor as rat5hit"
"why did you marry her, then??"
"Shes got worms, my mate, worms."
