the directors

Folks - laugh if you will, but mark my words, if you don't invest im my company you will have missed out on a fantastic opportunity to make some great money.

However, you are all correct in assuming that Melissa will be my Company Secretary. Although her position will be part time, as she must fulfill other duties, i.e. serving her master's copious desires.

And by now you must all be wondering whom the board of directors will include?
Well, no surprises that my entourage of Cranbrook School friends will all be appointed - after all, there’s nothing worse than boring board meetings - so what better than to spice up the meeting with some good old reminiscing about the good old school days. Of course, Melissa will also provide her services during said meetings.

However, I also wish to announce the appointment of the great Geezer to directorship position. Many of you may know him as Hotcopper's expert tipster who seems to have a knack for only picking winners. I, in fact, met Geezer through Hotcopper and originally subscribed to his share-trading newsletter. I have subsequently met the great man several times over the odd long lunch, and his insight into the share market and life in general is quite enlightening.
He resides in Perth, however I don't see that as a problem(apart from the fact that I find most Perth people quite arrogant for little reason). If anything, it will make for a few great road trips across the country with the old Cranbrook Boys in the Lear Jet. I can already imagine the Krug flowing out of West Perth restaurants where, no doubt, much of the company will be operated.
I will be sure to instruct the pilot to dump our waste when we fly over these so-called ‘affluent’ suburbs of Perth, where all these wanna-be ‘movers and shakers’ reside. I am confident that even my own bodily waste would contain more premium Champagne and food that those Perth dreamers could ever afford.
No offence to you Geezer, but you live in a town of get-rich-quick fools who are merely rookie rich-listers and have let it all go to their head.

Anyway, I got side tracked. More information to come in the near future regarding the operations of this company, and what we plan to do in our first year of business.