We seem to be light on for Christmas jokes this year.
The following is not a Christmas joke buy hopefully some will flow in over the next couple of days....
This chap goes to the doctor and complains about his leg. “It keeps talking,� he says.
The doctor tells him to take off his trousers and lay on the examination couch. He then listens to the man’s thigh through his stethoscope.
The thigh says, “Lend us a tenner.�
“Remarkable,� says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the knee.
“Lend us a fiver,� says the knee.
“Incredible,� says the doctor, moving the stethoscope down to the ankle.
“Lend us a couple of quid,� says the ankle.
“Amazing,� says the doctor.
“What’s wrong?� asks the man.
“Well it’s very unusual, but I think your leg is broke in three places.�
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