This world of our is heating up,as global warming grabs a hold we'll be washed away by giant tides,you'll never catch a 'cold' we'd like our planet healthy,the thing to which we all aspire And it gets a little cooler every time a ROO backfires
so out amongst the bluebush a program was unfurled all the kangaroos as one , will fart to save the world every time a big red props and lets a blurter rip it gives the environmental scale a tiny little tip
give a mob of western greys the chance to strutt their stuff they can save a dozen islands with a total teamwork 'fluff' although the air turns blue and ripe,and breathing is a chore it holds the tides a metre back from some far distant shore.
If we could just transfer it now,this technology to man we'd stop our own salvation from going down the 'can' and when yours missus glares at you,when you do that cheek lift 'crouch' you could tell her ...I'm tryin to save the world love...from right here on the couch!!!
but if you are upset now....cos roos are leaving skiddies just try to grin and bear it....they're doin it for our kiddies and if it gets right outa hand,if it gets cold and icey blue we can remedy it easily....we'll cull a mob of ROO's