kangaroo farts to combat global warming, page-5

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    This world of our is heating up,as global warming grabs a hold
    we'll be washed away by giant tides,you'll never catch a 'cold'
    we'd like our planet healthy,the thing to which we all aspire
    And it gets a little cooler every time a ROO backfires

    so out amongst the bluebush a program was unfurled
    all the kangaroos as one , will fart to save the world
    every time a big red props and lets a blurter rip
    it gives the environmental scale a tiny little tip

    give a mob of western greys the chance to strutt their stuff
    they can save a dozen islands with a total teamwork 'fluff'
    although the air turns blue and ripe,and breathing is a chore
    it holds the tides a metre back from some far distant shore.

    If we could just transfer it now,this technology to man
    we'd stop our own salvation from going down the 'can'
    and when yours missus glares at you,when you do that cheek lift 'crouch'
    you could tell her ...I'm tryin to save the world love...from right here on the couch!!!

    but if you are upset now....cos roos are leaving skiddies
    just try to grin and bear it....they're doin it for our kiddies
    and if it gets right outa hand,if it gets cold and icey blue
    we can remedy it easily....we'll cull a mob of ROO's




 
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