Barnaby the hypocrite, page-106

Just to cure your curiosity there old girl.

I do live overseas part of the year. I have a condo in XXXXXX where there are no heifers, one also in Surfers and one in Melbourne. I'm what you call "living the dream".

I don't like "heifers", couldn't be bothered rolling them around to find the wet spot so to speak.

Don't insult my wife. She's an intelligent computer programmer who just happens to be hot. We intend to have a family if that's ok with you. If not why would I even care, other than to post this reply to you.

Any more questions? Don't blame me for your unhappy life ok.