Translating Rudd English to regular English is a chore.
The switchbacks, counting, self seeded questions, unusual hand gestures and of course the hair.
At no stage could Rudd speak be used as an example of English to those new to the language.
It is a disturbing dialect from the backblocks of the Sunshine Coast.
Why is he here again? Is he stalking somebody or just putting his boots into Turnbull?
