i hope america can cleanse itself too, page-6

Goon says:

"now you are starting to brag GM
.... bit tuff on us virgins.

I'm sorry if my youthful escapades
embararased you and I can
fully understand your
reticence about sex.

I was part raised in one of Melbourne's
purest and grimest Stalag Catholics.

Lads schooled by celibate priests and
brothers sometimes feel that
masturbation is a sin.

But provided you don't do
it in here or in the streets
(and frighten bystanders)
I have no objection
to manual relief
until you see
that perfection
can lie as easily in
the girl next door as
in Perth or New York: