gwr overvalued, page-8

Marxbro, from where I'm sitting, FAS stayed firm today, while GWR dropped 12 cents... you sure you're watching the right show? Captain Gary yells full steam ahead and sails off towards snap printing... all the while there's a big gash 1/3 the way down the side of GWR Titanic. As GWR slowly sinks, it realises that there's only enough lifeboats to save half the people... I got off the GWR Titanic and into a FAS liferaft, from here I have a great View as GWR Titanic slowly slips beneath the waves...

Lucky for me King Wally is on the same liferaft, handing out white stuff for the nose, as he makes sure the outboard motor has a full tank, he sets up the portable barbie which has plenty of the stuff to cook with. He feeds us all with the fish he's caught. He warns us that the gold ones may be a little radioactive though.

Meanwhile Captain Gary and his hypsters flounder around in the water, one by one they drown... King wally shakes his head sadly and says, if only they'd listened, there would have been enough boats for everyone......