I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just - get - sooo - stressed and life - stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it. he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'
