I put a sock on my hand and talk to it when nobody is listening to me.
The art of being deeply religious is to, think what you say means something real big that you thought meant you said and know that you didn't mean it to come out the way it didn't, it's you that don't understand what I don't understand and think I meant it to come out that way when I contradict myself I'm not, because I am, it's just not understanding what nobody can understand because it doesn't make that you are thinking I said what you didn't.
I hope that has cleared things up a bit for you. God bless the man with your infinite patience.
