goblin to organise world largest bull dance

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    In what will be unprecedented in Australian stock market history, The truly Amazing Lord Nostradamus Goblin (of full australian bloodstock, complete with Aussie flag and Fosters logo on his willy), will combine the resources of the gods and bring together the greatest, the wildest, the sickest, the sleeziest naked bull dance of them all in an effort to "decouple" ourselves from those bloody loud mouthed Yanks!!!!

    ITS ALL ABOUT TO HAPPEN FOLKS!

    Get ready to rip your undies or knickers off on Tuesday folks to show the rest of the world what we are made off and buy up stocks big time!! JUST BUY, BUY, BUY!!!


    Australias new motto folks " ITS' NOT RUDE TO GO NUDE WHEN WE'RE DEFENDING AUSTRALIA!!"


    JOIN THIS FABULOUS EVENT ON TUESDAY FOLKS TO BE A REAL AUSTRALIAN!!

 
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