> >> Who's calling?" was the answer to the
telephone.
>
> >>"Watt."
>
> >>"What is your name, please?"
>
> >>"Watt's my name."
>
> >>"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
>
> >>"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
>
> >>
>
> >>A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James
> Brown?"
>
> >>"No, this is Knott."
>
> >>"Please tell me your name."
>
> >>"Will Knott."
>
> >>
>
> >>YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE
> TOTALLY CONFUSED,
> READ
>
> >>THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
>
> >>
>
> >>Why not?
>
> >>Huh? What do you mean why not?
>
> >>Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
>
> >>But I told you my name!
>
> >>Didn't you say you will not?
>
> >>Not not, knott, Will Knott!
>
> >>That's what I mean.
>
> >>So you know my name.
>
> >>Of course not!
>
> >>Good. So now, what is yours?
>
> >>Watt. Yours?
>
> >>Your name!
>
> >>Watt's my name.
>
> >>How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
>
> >>Look I have been very patient and I have told you
> my name and
>
> >>you have not even told me yours yet.
>
> >>You have been patient, what about me? I have told
> you my
>
> >>name so many times and it is you who have not told
> me yours yet. Of
>
> >>course
>
> >>not!
>
> >>See, you even know my name!
>
> >>Of course not!
>
> >>Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
>
> >>Because I don't.
>
> >>[Pause]
>
> >>What is your name?
>
> >>See, you know my name!
>
> >>Of course not!
>
> >>Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
>
> >>To find out your name!
>
> >>But you already know it!
>
> >>What?
>
> >>See, and you know mine!
>
> >>Of course not!
>
> >>Exactly!
>
> >>
>
> >>NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER
> KNOWS THEIR NAME,
>
> >>BUT THEY
>
> >>THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
>
> >>
>
> >>Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your
> name is, what will be
>
> >>your
>
> >>answer?
>
> >>Watt's my name.
>
> >>No, no, give me only one word.
>
> >>Watt
>
> >>Your name!
>
> >>Right!
>
> >>[pause before it hits him]
>
> >>Oh, Wright!
>
> >>Yeah!
>
> >>So why didn't you say it before?
>
> >>I told you so many times!
>
> >>You never said Wright before
>
> >>Of course I did.
>
> >>Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
>
> >>I do not.
>
> >>Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
>
> >>I do not!
>
> >>Good!
>
> >>[pause before it hits him]
>
> >>Oh, Guud!
>
> >>Good.
>
> >>No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
>
> >>No, it's Knott!
>
> >>Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
>
> >>Yes Wright.
>
>
> >>NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS
> WELL!
>
> >>
>
> >>Watt do you think ?? Do they or do they Knott ???
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