annoying images on left and right of screen, page-5

seriously, I've found a cardboard cutout hanging from the top of the monitor does the trick..... but then when I go to comsec, I can't see market depth depth etc.... and when I go to porn sites well, a lot of the action is missing.... I'm thinking of automating my cutout using a remote so I can vary the width of the cardboard cutout - in fact if I was very clever the cardboard cutout could respond to the current URL and automatically resize...... this however would require cardboard of a substantial thickness having properties of durability and sufficient thickness to accommodate the servo motor mountings, not to mention the onboard logic to drive the aperture settings..... look, if anyone has found a solution - could you please post it to 'idiots.com' where I'm sure there will be many grateful surfers....