This could have been posted on the religion-philosophy thread.
A passerby saw another man on a bridge, preparing to jump.
PB: “Brother, don’t jump ! It can’t be that bad.”
Man: “It is, I’ve lost all hope.”
PB: “Are you religious, or an atheist ?”
Man: “I was brought up religious…haven’t practiced much lately, but I’m not an atheist.”
PB: “Me too, that’s great. Faith in God can help. Are you a Christian, Jew, Muslim, or what ?”
Man: “Christian.”
PB: “Me too. Christ can help you. Are you Catholic, or Protestant?”
Man: “Protestant.”
PB: “Wow, me too. It must be the hand of God, that I came by at this moment ! Are you Episcopalian, Methodist, Baptist, or what ? “
Man: “I was raised Baptist.”
PB: “Incredible. Me too ! It is God’s destiny that I should be here. Baptist Church of God, or Baptist Church of the Lord ?”
Man: “Baptist Church of God.”
PB: “Wow, me too ! This is amazing. Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
Man: “Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
PB: “Wow, me too…one cannot doubt that this is the work of the Almighty, that I should happen to be here. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915 ?”
Man: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”
PB: “Reformation of 1915 ? THEN DIE, YOU DETESTABLE HERETIC SCUM! ”
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