The Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beuatiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50
Why so cheap asked the woman to the store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, to tell you the truth this bird lived in a house of prostitution and sometimes comes out with some pretty vulgar stuff.
The woman thought about it, but decided to buy the bird anyway.
She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for the bird to say something.
The bird looked around, then at her and said NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAM.
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, that wasn't too bad.
Then her two teenage daughters came home from school and the bird said NEW HOUSE NEW MADAM NEW GIRLS.
The girls and the mother were a bit offended but then began to laugh when considering where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later the Womans husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said HI KEITH.
cheers
U
Have a great easter everyone.
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