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(mobile)… brrr… brrrr…brrrrr…brrrrrr……

(yes….sigh… hell….low….lackasleep….errrr…..lackaconsulting… speaking…..errrr….pete…speaking…)

gday fingers…. its laundromat here…..you know….Boss Of Everything….chief adviser to you stooges…….well……was…...sigh…….until someone squealed…..sigh….and they seized me dough…..sigh….and my good friends dough…..sigh….poor buggers….

(hello laundramat……hows it been with Other Peoples Entitled Securities……that round robin thingy…….they still giving you are hard time….you got murphs on the case?)……

hard time…hard time…..mate you wouldn’t believe it….i was walking down collins street back to my office and this street bum threw a half eaten subway at me…..it went all over my new bag of fruit…..he told me see ya soon sucker…….mongrel……so I dropped him and kicked him in the fkn head….funny thing was….i am sure he was The Banker I saw the other day in the anz when i went with the boys to sort em out……

(your kidding….ya should have ripped his nuts off mate and shoved em down his throat)…..

yeh…..that was my next trick….. but he was standing next to this huge piganimal black bodybuilder……black as a crow…..pills for eyes…..actually he was a blackish green from all the roids he must be on…..he must have preempted what was coming next …….he was a bit slow getting to help his mate he was that big…..i took off before he could get his gorilla arms on me…….fricken monster….could use him one day……maybe to hold up a wall…..or a bank…haa…haa…..haaa…..hajda there didn’t i…..doh….

(yeh I know what ya mean mate……i am having my own fight with that mr bloodhound again….he’s been sniffing around again asking questions……someone squealed on me too….to the papers…..its all over the media now……you and me….our connections……info sharing…..shareholdings…..option holdings……sigh….)

you didn’t tell em we shared a bunk in puntyland did ya…..tell me ya didn’t…..

(no way laundramat….….that’s our little secret….. sweetheart)……

your a maggot meal if ya ever do…..ya understand…..not only do i have all my ex friends to worry about …but machine gun mick back in lebo is really upset….he reckons he’s gunna blow em all up if he doesn’t get his stash back……he does that for fun over there ya know….somfing to do on the weekends…..tomahawk tom has been the pillar of hercules for me though…..that’s the brotherhood for ya fingers……

(how about whorehouse robbie ….hows he coping?……lost the family jewels i read in the papers?)…..

oh he’s alright once he comes down from the tree……his doctor Arthur says he will be fine once the horse tranquellizers wear off…….he justs wants his money and his sportback……..

hey listen fingers….ya still got that list of posters names from hotcrapper that cbuntley (with a silent b) gave ya…..

(sure have laundramat…..why?)….

I think were going to have to bartm in the bud and pay a few a visit for all these lies they have been posting about us…..someones going downunder…might send kev to drive em into the ground I think……or maybe get em all together and run em over with the herebus and shove the missus brabus right up em…..or even monkey man macrae….

(nah…..send jack6’4” to sort em out……he’s much tougher than those others…once they see him they’ll scarva and be wingingit all over the place)……

now that’s shrewd and crude fingers……nice!

Talk to ya later fingers……surely there must be a rainbowsendau at the end of this mess…..sigh….click