Wow, there are certainly a few people with strong opinions about this issue.
All I can say is could one of the many skeptics/conspiracy theorist please provide a reliable source for your claims? By reliable I mean a reputable, peer-reviewed scientist, not a blogger with a conservative bent. I don't have time to research and debunk all of your individual soundbytes, but I would be willing to look into more credible claims.
Another interesting statistic - according to a review done in 2005, of the 928 scientific peer-reviewed papers written between 1993 and 2003 containing the phrase "global climate change", "none of the papers disagreed with the consensus position".
