humour for lexophiles

HUMOuR FOR LEXOPHILES --

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

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The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

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A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

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Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

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We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.