'Cept for the knees... and maybe the ankles... they're a bit old. And the heart is a bit of a worry. Is it supposed to go bump, bump, boop boop be doo?
But still, I feel great. Well, I feel great, I don't LOOK great. If I could just replace the hair on my brush back onto my head... and why can't they make Levis that fit anymore?
Did you know you can't buy a pair of steel toe beatle boots anymore? I went to replace mine and the young shop girl looked at me in that benign way reserved for 'slow' people.
