They have to be Joking, page-50

When I went to school - 80% of the kids had a nickname
which were rarely derogatory and most are still in use today

What's wrong with a nickname like ScoMo?

Seems like you enjoy delving into the minutiae that life dishes out

if you have something to say about ScoMo as a PM go ahead and say it
but to have a go at him for his nickname just highlights your school yard mindset