bring back the goblin, page-116

Yo bro Mista Blueballsymon

Dis poor ole Holymagimanmon be tinkin dat mabbe de Goblinmon be wantin to be pulleded, an dats be wy him be makkin de silly joks alls de times. Dat be jus ma humple opinions an dat be wat ah be tinkin.

Sum ob dis fellomon whom be writtin not bein seriousting, be writtin alls sots ob de nonsinsensicals, an ah be tinkin dat it be de bes ting dat dey be pulleded tills dey be hollerin likes de piggy on de heats.

Ah be sorrys dat yo got de blueballs, dat not be too goodies. Ah be gettin dat sames ting eberydays wen ah be studyin de Laws ting in Vancooper in las years. Man, dat coldting be frizzing. If yo be standin ober de tubs wid de hot waters fo tirty minits tree timeys ebery days, de stim makes yo ballys pinky in de dubble quik times.

Blassin of de Lod an de grat piss be on yo bro, piss on yo