Super foods sound like another scam, page-87

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NBD the reporter on the spot:
NEWS FLASH
Moggs and Froogie
To Go On Adventure
( ALL SAUSAGES AND SHLIVOVICH VICH vichka ka oH Stuff if ) JUST hide!!!!!!!!!!!!
,,,,
Hang On Hang on
we have The HC Reporter on the spot


Yes folks News just in from the SECRET HC agent {( MI 5¾  using the services of agent 007 and a ¼(peanut)}
,
The dasterdly duo
are planning to corner the plum tress market and
ravage and piilage cheeze in the Balikins:

All with any of the that dry paint stripper red win,
should take it and your goats and run for the hills
,
,
Donkeys are safe,
but if you own a fair maiden with thick fingers
( hide her under a hay stack thill these two have had their fill)
,
Austrlian Customs Have been Alletrted ( they hired more "Lerts" last weeK )
that there will be an attempt to import illegal quantities of " Plumb Brandy Lables"
as the pair are planning on selling to the 1%er Sparrows that live in the hills
and are a scourge on the local Cockatoo "sing song bands"
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NoBoDe
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