origins ob de speccies

Yo bro bro an de sistaladymons,

Dis here poor ole Holymagimon bin tinkin dat wid de Petronas fellomon be payin de $4.90 for de gigglejowls ob de gasting, dat mus be goodys fo de Sapex scareytigs. Ah sures be gladdys dat ah botted sat scareyting wen ah did.

An nows, de Origins be sayin dat him not be sellin to de BG fellomons begos de gassy be smellin good.

Sos ah be tinkin dat dis be goodys fo de speccies, an dat eberybuddies shoulds be readin de book "De origins ob de speccies" by de fambous writermon, Mista Charley De Win.

Dere be de grat big piss commin on de Sapex from de Lod above, dat be fo sures. An ah be hoppin dat alls yo fine fuks be lookin ups too, so dat yos cans alls be receivin de piss from aboves