My god, Pic, perish the thought. The only time I've seen Consuela make biscuits was for her fathers incarcerated cartel members. Files and hacksaws were inserted; possibly a shovel. Said pastry was guaranteed to be impervious to X-ray machines and sample drilling. Some guards broke their teeth in the testing procedure - litigation pending. How do you think El Chapo escaped?
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