Can't I just buy JBL with my spare change instead?

I was wondering.

If only the retail holders of JBL were enough of the votes I could probably go on NSX and buy all their shares for 1 cent each given that their value per share is negative it's a very attractive premium! Their are 0 on-market buyers so it's value is literally nil.

Then I could call a meeting appoint myself as the New & Improved Stu V 2.0 take JBL out the back and shoot it to put and end to this protracted comedy.

Does anyone have some spare change behind their couch I can borrow...