A Blonde hurried into the emergency room late
one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room
doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
suicide by shooting off your finger?"
"No, silly," the Blonde said, "first I put the gun to my
chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6,000.00 for
these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I
just paid $3, 000.00 to get my teeth straightened.
I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is
going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my
other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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