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    Dear Nolanoro et.al.

    Damn Gypsy Wench. I went back to retrieve the thongs cause my sox were getting wet. She beckoned me back into the tent with that alluring pointer finger. Her nose was rimmed white and clearly she had been sniffing dreampipes.

    "Come into my tent you beautiful man. We need to discuss BHP again" said the vailed lady

    "Nah" I replied "just come back for me thongs".

    "Seems I was more right than you Mr. Vibes a 'REDUCE', was a better call than your 'BHP up 1.3% ans share price stabilizing' She smuggly replied. "Time to switch to financials you most beautiful man"

    "Arha" I remarked "I have reduced down BHP to a humble little lot a week ago and topped up on some financials and oil stocks"

    "Curse you" she said.

    And with that I donned the thongs, left the tent and one of my thong straps broke. Further, my oil stock dropped as well. Damn that wench! I am going back tonight with some heavy artillery to teach her a lesson.

    Capt. Goodvibes
    Love Witch hunter

    Dscl:- I hold BHP, ANZ and BPT as they were inferred in this post.

 
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