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Kooks,
Just shortly after 22.05 last night you had me converted to the "Church of the Financial Forum For Informed & Formal Feathered Friends".

Hallelujah and Praise the Bird.

So today, with great Expectations and Anticipation - I awaited your sermons on MAE to learn with Wonderous Amazement, your educational and factual offerings on the -
financial, geological, political, geographical, statistical, strategic and marketing aspects of MAE in the context of world demands, markets, commodities, politics, pricing policies etc, etc.

I was in the front row, ready to feel the Vibe and sing along with your Gospel singing Group 'Kook Ou U2'.

You could have knocked me down with a feather duster with the simply -
Inspirational information put forward today, as read by The Reverend and that Most Serious but Holiness Kooks.

Highlights include -

* Holding hands with the Directors while snooping with the rent-a-crowd
* Pig-rooting on the horse and cart while grinding an axe
* Having 90% Bullocks whilst discerning the difference between substantiable sugar as opposed to scoured digestion of bullocks storeytelling
* Feathered flocking together in a gang
* The usefullness of a non-biased and non-premeditated conversation about the weather
* Giving a paradigm inflexion some kind of go
* Being unafraid of the Pixel Warriors who engage in lying or truthing.


Sadly, alas :
- No mention of the much anticipated, aforementioned educational offerings or Enlightenments as the Mesiah had requested of his Flock.
- Yet again- Do as I say and not as I do....unless, of course, you're wearing Prada.


So..

.....Just as I was rushing down the pathway of Reform & Righteousness, A little voice cried out to me in the night....
... Reminding me of the motto by which I have always tried to live my life....

**** 'em if they cant take a Joke !


(paraphrased from Bette Midler)

; )