humour for the black weekend...

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    Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
    I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before

    There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
    1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
    2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
    3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%

    Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
    Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower

    A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!

    A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
 
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