Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-14117

Pictures can be deceptive, Marg, and always seem more than they actually are when relayed on paper, regardless of truth - but no, no secret government business . Think of me more as just your everyday fool with a dislike of boredom and a love for adventure - as yet undiminished by age, despite the body telling otherwise. Of He whom you speak, who knows, but to me I'm just another monkey with keys. Nevertheless, I'll keep an open mind - coz only a greater fool than I discounts even the remotest of possibilities.
Consuela returns next weekend, but no cake. Just a clean house and a mountain of washing - coz I refuse to wash cloths until the cupboard is bear. I subscribe to the doctrine of George Costanza (Seinfeld), for I own no less than 60 pairs of underwear, and thus confine the necessity of washing to once every two months - when left to my own devices.