Well at the bush pub one night.there was a massive wing ding:
The local copper was most peeved,
knowing that many a keg had been drained;
Aroound closing time Larry staggers out.
and takes the laft and right trip to his car:
That cop has his eyes on him:
Larry fumbles with the keys,but takes ages to open the door,
He then gets in a takes ages to start the car>
He goes back 3 feet
He goes Forward three frrt
The stalles the car:
The cop has eagle eye on him
taps on the window and says blow into this:
Larry blows and the cop looks
its 0.000
The cop say how come your 0.000
Larry says
I was the night designated lemonaide drinker:
So all the other could nick off back home
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