You’re their star witness, page-59

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    Republican's pat each other on the back and tell each other how great they are when their questioning reveals the Sun rises in the morning.

    Trump says since he became POTUS the Sun rises have become the bigliest ever, FOX NEWS reports Trump is winning because Trump's sunrises far exceed Obama's.

    Trump immediately calls Ukraine and tells them to announce on TV an investigation into Biden or else he wont let the Sun rise on their country.

    Giuliani goes on TV and waves a piece of paper saying he has a picture of the Sun.

    Mulvaney holds a press conference and confesses, but says we should get over it.

    The Trumpies wrap themselves in bubble wrap and live oblivious to the real world ever after.








 
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