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Quantum Torus

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17/01/20

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Originally posted by Metalduster: ↑

Three hippies are sitting around smoking a joint.
One says, "I am going to go take a bath."He goes upstairs to the bathroom, fills up the bathtub, starts to get in the bathtub and then stops for a second and thinks to himself, "Hmmmmm, am I getting in or am I getting out?"
So he sits there and thinks about it.

The second one says, "Well, he's been up there for awhile, I better go check on him." When he gets halfway upstairs he stops for a moment, and thinks to himself, "Am I going upstairs or am I going downstairs?"
He stays there and thinks about it.

The third guy says, "I hope I never get stoned as much as those two, knock on wood!"
So he knocks on the table and says, "Was that the front door or the back door?"

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hahahahahaha

I've been there.

It's like ... What the hell was I just doing .. oh well, another bong hit might help me remember.

Last edited by Quantum Torus: 17/01/20
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