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17/09/08
10:59
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Customer: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.
Owner: Yes, sir.
Customer: Really?
(pause)
Owner: No. Not really, sir.
Customer: You haven't.
Owner: No, sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
The cream is the oil on top.
Whipped into a frenzy, add a few leaven-type bacteria, lots of time.....you end up with cheese.....apparently??
Hope we get some good oil soon.... I can smell gas... but definitely some hydrogen sulphide in it.
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