If you get enough toilet paper rolls, you can make a wall around your house and ride out the apocalypse. Bricks and timber too heavy for the Boomer Flu's target audience to build a barrier. Panadol also rushing off the shelf. I have a vision of hordes dying, but not having headaches, with clean ar$es . I'm not mowing the lawn this arvo, figure I can wipe my behind on the grass if it is long enough. Seems to work for my dog. Wish I had grass out the back though.
