Quick, the sea level's rising.... get out the topography map for OZ...... hmmm, doesn't look good.....no, no, it's OK, we'll probably flip into an ice age...... didn't the masses come down from the north last time..... oh no, find a big hill, build an underground bunker, buy up all the chocolate you can and get lots of guns..... oh no, what?... no guns left?..... the US citizens have bought them all up........ gee, just had a thought..... maybe time to start selling guns and religion.... well, promise of guns anyway..... better find that e-Bay site again......
