A man owned a small farm.
The department of health and safety heard that he was not paying the proper wages to his employee's and sent an officer down to see him.
"I need a list of our employee's and how much you pay them."Demanded the agent.
"well,"replied the farmer,"theres my farm hand who's been with me for three years.I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her
$425 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half wit who works about 18 hours a day and does 90% of all the work round here.He makes about $10 a,week pay's his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night.He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
Thats the guy I want to talk to,the half-wit"say's the agent.
That would be me"replied the farmer.
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