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AUSTRALIA WEATHERS THE STORM Subject: Investment advice (Thought this a good Laugh)
Investment tips for 2008

With all the turmoil in the market today and the
collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill
Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good
advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware
of the next expected mergers so that you can get in
on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations later on this year:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally...

9. Victoria 'S Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under
the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

a little humour lightens the day

Dou your own research on the above