Feel Better:Complain About Anything, page-31840

Just open the door and start sniffling and coughing.

Sacrifice a bit of toilet paper and drop a few scrunched up on the floor like you've been blowing your nose.

Don't do the dishes, leave em out, no one washes up when they are sick.

Cough syrup on the bench and any box of cold and flu tablets should be visible.

If they come in, then you should leave and stand outside saying I don't want you to catch the virus so I'll wait outside.

Film it if can.