Paddy and Murphy have just been signed up by the army. They are given a rifle each and told...‘ Martial law has been declared! Anyone caught out after 6 pm it's SHOOT TO KILL!!!
On their first day, they are sitting on a rooftop when Paddy lets off 3 rounds and kills a man who is walking along the pavement!
Murphy shouts JESUS PADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S ONLY 5.45!
Paddy replies: I Know where he lives...... He’ll never make it home by 6!!!
