humour

i bought these nudie jeans back in april. they told me not wash them for 6 months. i didn't, impatient i am.

after three months i washed them, and they shrank like a midget does when they make faux pas!

with effort, i negotiated a new pair. two months in they look the same. what do they mean by 6 months? how many wears per week are they talking?

i guess 3. so what's that? 3 wears x 26 weeks = 78 wears. can i accelerate that? what if i wear them 78 times in 3 months? it weighs on my mind. I want them to work. half way through, heaven knows they still feel like they did when I walked them out the door. it's hard, trying to be cool?