Hi Portio,
I've found a bird who could possibly sing the song for you...interested?
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=sWh_2Iit3Ek
btw, enjoyed the Willie Nelson lyrics on the other thread. He has a message for you, from one ol boy as you described yourself to another. I'll post that on Humour.
You're good value!
Cheers back with my tea,
CL.